He felt oogy
Yet he was loved
His sweet librarian
Hovered above

Giving him tea
Cause he felt funky
And to top it off
Giles gave him a chocolate monkey

The monkey was milk
Not very bitter
When Xand saw the face
His heart went a twitter

The monkey was sweet
Warm on the tongue
Giles unzipped his pants
That man is WELL HUNG

He put on a show
Just for his schmoopy
Xander ate his monkey
Giles danced like Snoopy

The oogy flu
Left Xander that day
And there was monkey left over
So the men could play.

~fin~