Title: Behind Schedual: A Crack-Pipe Production
        Author: Godeater
        Rating: NC-17
        Email: godeater@sprint.ca
        Summary: G/X.  On the set of their latest fic.  Wacky.
        Feedback: Send it with no regreats!
        Disclaimer: Giles and Xander belong to Joss and Co.  Everyone else
        belongs to themselves.
        Notes:  This fic is dedicated to Chelle.  Cause she's a Princess, and I
        forgot that. :o) Also, this is for Woodinat, cause well it's G/X.
        Everything G/X is for Nat!  :o)
 
 
 
 
 

 "Ok, so do you want us to do?"  Xander asked as he stepped into the
shower.

 "I was thinking 'fuck'," the director said with an air of annoyance,
smoke from his cigarette obscuring his face.

 Giles looked at Xander, taking in the naked boy standing under the
water, and then back at the director.  "I see, what's our motivation?"

 Xander gave the Watcher a hurt look.  "I'm not enough motivation for
you?"

 "Of course you are!"  Giles rushed into the shower and kissed Xander.
"I was just wondering if we needed some kind of plot.  You know all I
need is you."

 The director watched as the couple kissed and made small cooing sounds
to each other and rolled his eyes.  "You want motivation?  How's this:
You locked yourself out of you're room at 3 in the morning and you need
to kill sometime before you can ask you're RA to let you back in!"

 Giles and Xander stopped kissing and looked at the irate director.
"Which one of us is locked out?"  Xander asked.

 The director glared at Xander until the boy hid behind Giles and
pouted.  "Ok, places people!  We're behind schedule!  This fic should
have been finished and sent out yesterday!"  The director moved toward
his seat and stared at the playback monitor.  Conferring with the
cameraman, he turned back to the two men in the shower.  "You two
ready?"  Noticing that the couple was kissing again, and both had
erections that could stop traffic, the director lit another cigarette.
"Yeah, you're ready.   Ok, cue the music annnnnnnnnd ACTION!"

 Giles and Xander smiled as they heard 'Stairway To Heaven' piped in
softly and started kissing again, Xander pushing the Watcher under the
water.  Breaking the kiss, Xander started to nuzzle Giles's neck, slowly
working downwards.

 Giles closed his eyes and sighed as the younger man's lips and tongue
made their way to his chest, stopping briefly to suck on a nipple before
continuing down.  A moan escaped his lips as he felt Xander's mouth on
his cock.

 Xander slowly ran his tongue up the underside of the Watcher's prick,
taking in the head and giving it a brief suck.  Giles wound his fingers
through Xander's wet hair, pushing it back toward his throbbing cock.
Xander complied with a smile and took his dick between his lips, his
mouth open wide so his tongue slid down the length as he pushed it
farther and farther down his throat.  His hand reaching for Giles
scrotum, Xander began to bob his head, slowly at first, his pace
quickening gradually.
 

 As the director watched the two men, he caught a figure running quickly
toward the set, a large sign held in its hands.  Security moved to grab
the set-crasher but a motion from the director stopped them.  "Hi
Woodinat," the director said as the figure came to stand beside his
chair.

 Woodinat smiled and held up her sign so the director could see.  "G/X =
Forever!!!"

 The director smiled slightly but hid it with a drag of his cigarette.
"If you want, you can leave that with me and I'll have them sign it when
they're done."  Woodinat beamed at the director and handed over her
sign, then turned to stare at her favorite couple.  "Nat, be a dear and
go watch from the sound booth," the director said with a sigh as he
noticed the Small Woodinat Creature edging her way toward the shower.

 Woodinat pouted.

 The director pointed toward the sound booth.

 Woodinat pouted some more.

 The director pointed toward the sound booth some more.

 "Fine!" Woodinat said as she breezed past the director with a sniff.
"But only because this is your fic!"  With that, she headed toward the
sound booth, stopping to steal a box of chocolate donuts off the snack
table.

 Watching as the G/X Goddess disappeared into the sound booth, the
director turned back toward the action in the shower.

 By now, Xander was sucking cock at full throttle, his lips sliding up
and down Giles cock in almost a blind speed.  Giles eyes had rolled back
inside his head and his hands gripped Xander's hair tightly, adding
strength to the boys' sucking.  Suddenly, with a loud groan, Giles
started to cum, shooting his British Love Juice deep into Xander's
mouth.

 Xander swallowed as much of it as he could, letting only a little
dribble out of the side of his mouth as he continued to suck Giles's
cock like it was a lollypop.  Finally, as Giles began to soften, Xander
let the Watcher's dick fall out of his mouth, a big smile on his
cum-covered lips.  Giles pulled the boy up quickly and kissed him,
tasting his orgasm in Xander's mouth.

 The couple kissed for a few more minutes, and would have continued to
for much longer if the director didn't clear his throat and motion for
them to get on with it.

 With a final kiss, Giles turned around and bent over, giving Xander a
wonderful view of his tight, wet English ass.  Xander grinned as he
slipped a finger into the Watcher's tight passage, his other hand slowly
rubbing his achingly-hard cock.  The older man pushed back, letting
Xander know that he was impatient for something a lot bigger then a
finger up his ass.  With another grin, Xander pulled his finger out and
replaced it with the head of his prick, pushing forward slowly.

 Giles, his hands pressed against the tiled walls of the shower, rammed
backward, pushing Xander's cock all the way in and causing a groan from
the boy.  Gripping Giles by the hips, Xander began to thrust into him,
the sound of their wet flesh smacking together echoing in the shower and
across the set.

 The director watched with interest as the dark-haired youth fucked the
older man with relish.  He motioned the camera to get close-ups of both
their faces and for one of the grips to take care of the excess steam.
Lighting another cigarette, the director checked his watch and grimaced
as he realized how far behind schedule this fic was going to be.
"Chelle's gonna kick my ass," he muttered.  "Promised her this thing
yesterday."

   While the director worried about his schedule, the budget, the lack
of chocolate donuts, the strange screams coming from the sound booth and
whether or not this fic was going to be a success, Xander was busy
plowing into Giles like he was a pile of snow.

 Giles was clutching the wall as best he could as the younger man thrust
into him, groaning with every slap of skin.  The Watcher felt Xander
quicken his pace, his plunging becoming frantic as the boy neared his
orgasm.

 His fingers digging into Giles's sides, Xander let out a scream as he
came, depositing his seed into his lover's ass.  As his thrusting slowed
and finally stopped, he pulled out of Giles with a satisfying pop,
turning the older man around so that he could lick his cock clean.  When
Giles was done, the two kissed tenderly, their hands drifting over each
other's bodies as the hot water beat down upon them.

 "And CUT!  PRINT IT!"  The director shouted as he jumped from his
chair.  "That was great!  Just absolutely fucking great!"

 Giles and Xander seemed to jump as if they had just been splashed with
cold water.  They had been, but that's not important.  "Oh, yes, was
that alright?" Giles sputtered as the fluffers converged on him and
Xander with towels and robes.

 "Cause if you need us to do it againÖwe could!"  Xander said with a
grin as he wrapped a towel around his neck and slipped into one of the
robes.

 "Nah, nah, nah!" The director said as walked up to the two men.  "That
was gold.  Just primo stuff!  You guys just go relax in your dressing
rooms."  As Giles and Xander started to walk off, the director ran back
to them, this time holding Woodinat's sign.  "Do me a favor and sign
this.  Nat'll beat me to death with a loaf of French Bread if you
don't."

 The couple took turns writing their names on the sign and gave it back
to the director.  "Say hello to Nat for us!" They said as they head
toward their dressing room.

 The director nodded and ran back to his seat to watch the fic over the
playback monitor.  He smiled as he watched, nodding occasionally and
noticing a few blurred shots that he would have to fix in editing.
"Only thing is that we played 'Stairway To Heaven' 12 times!" he
murmured as the fic came to an end.  "Really have to tell those two not
to take so long next time."